Mourinho RULEEEZZZZZZ

Jose Mourinho Simply The Best

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in
a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." Eric Cartman

"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!!" Eric Cartman

Jos� Mourinho Quotes

"If he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt." - on Roman Abramovich

"Everybody wants Chelsea to lose a game. When they do they should declare a public holiday." - Speaking in a press conference about Chelsea's leading Premiership start in the 2005/06 season

"5-4 is not a football score, it is more a hockey score, in training when we play five-a-sides if the score is 5-4 I send the players in because nobody is defending properly." - after Arsenal's 5-4 win over Tottenham Hotspur

Mourinho RULEEEZZZZZZ

Jose Mourinho Simply The Best

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in
a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." Eric Cartman

"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!!" Eric Cartman

Jos� Mourinho Quotes

"If he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt." - on Roman Abramovich

"Everybody wants Chelsea to lose a game. When they do they should declare a public holiday." - Speaking in a press conference about Chelsea's leading Premiership start in the 2005/06 season

"5-4 is not a football score, it is more a hockey score, in training when we play five-a-sides if the score is 5-4 I send the players in because nobody is defending properly." - after Arsenal's 5-4 win over Tottenham Hotspur